this is a story about a girl named zeppelinphan...zp for short cause im lazy and zeppelinphan is too long to write.

one day zp woke up early after a long nigt of waking up every couple of hourse to go and do volunteer work at a day care. zp love volunteering at the day care casue it was normally lots of fun and the shifts when by quickly. but this time the day care was short staffed and it was only zp and the teacher who ran the day care who were able to work. zp ran around alot trying to make sure the kids listend and cleaned up after them selfs. trying to help with lunches well little kids cryed becsue they had to eat vegitables. and well zp helped a little kid open his lunch container he droped a nasty bannana on zp's pants...ewww. after lunch and zp wiping off her pants. zp desided to read a story to the little kids. at first it was good and they were enjoying it. then some arguments started and they started to fight because they could not see the pages. then after that zp got the kids calmed down and took them outside to play. once again at first everything was good. and zp mannaged to relax and just watch the kids play. but then when her head was turned zp heard a thud...and then crying.

one of the kids fell on the pavement and started to cry. ...zp helped this kid up dusted him off and gave him a hug..secretly feeling a bit happy because she had been telling this kid before not to run on the pavement. after that the little kid did not run on the pavement anymore, so falling was a good learning tool. also during that day some little kid eneded up not quite getting to the bathroom on time and accedently peed on zp's hands. which was gross, and there was also a little boy who wanted to pee sitting down so zp had to help hold him so he did not fall into the toilet. it was a full long tireing day. but at least zp still enjoys volunteering even though she got peed on and had somone drop a bannana on her pants.

isent that an inspiring story lol .. i wish i could come up with some kind of moral that makes sence...umm the moral of the story is: dont sighn up for work unless your willing to get peed on and have people drop rotten bannas on your pants.

nope thats not a good moral here is one maybe: though work is tough, and sometimes you expereince rotten, nasty things well at work. as long as your doing something that you enjoy. it will all be worth it in the end. becasue in the long run its better to be doing something you love with the ocasional nasty thing such as a bannana or pee. then to be doing something you hate, like deeling with nasty customers. cause if your doing something you love. then the bannanas and pee wont matter. cause you will feel satisfied and happy with how your day went. well with a job you hate you will wonder why your still even there. and what your doing with your life.

hmm maybe that moral still is not quite right but i think its getting close

so, originally i was going to write this post about tmi tuesday. you know a couple days late. fill out all the questions and be done with it. but then i read the questions and they did not seem interesting enough for me. or i lacked creative responses instead of the very weak, and lame typical one word yes or no response. but i feel i should write something. so after that i desided well maybe i can write about the adventures that happend on the weekend. such as driving addy out to liz's house and that whole drama section of my life. but you know what that is addys life and not my place to post it on my blog. i continued to think about my weekend and about what had happend and it occured to me there is other stuff that i can write about. such as skinny dipping. a group of friends and i did that on valnetines day and we have decided that it is going to be our new valentines day tradition. honestly forget buying you loved ones presents just go skinny dipping with them. that is soooo much better and more fun.

then i thought well it is mainly my friends who went skinny dipping with me who read this blog, so there is no point in recalling to them what they participated in. even though it was really funny. and there was the incented of the random peice of seaweed that karen and i found in my towl, after i got dressed. and i offered it to her as a joke. not knowing what part of my body that it came off of. karen loled and then simply placed the peice of seaweed on the buddy christ that is now sitting in my car. i have left it there cause you know it makes for a good conversation starter. picture this your in a car and somone randomly askes why you have a peice of seaweed hanging off of a buddy christ bobble head. rofl, sounds like a good conversation starter to me.

i also thought that i could write in detail about how after that. jenni, fiona and i decided to go to the park and dance in our bras in the middle of the night. jenni took some pictures and i have to say they are very funny and i am going to have to ask her for them soon because they make me laugh. also when we were participating in this very fun underwear dance in the middle of a park at 2 in the morning jenni saw a cop car comming down the road and we quickly ran to our own vehicles and put our cloths on in fear of being stoped. or questioned. luckaly the police pulled over for a speeder who was going the other way. thank god for reakless drivers. :P.

then i thought that i could write about today. rant about the one preschool kid who does not like me becasue i made her share toys with other kids instead of hogging all of the toys to herself. oh how evil am i to make a kid share *note sarcasim*. infact today when she asked for help from laura the other teacher was like well laura is right behind you honey. this kid looked at me frowned then looked back and was like "no, i want the real laura". which is the name of the other teacher. the girl who runs the preschool.

but then as i was comming up with all these ideas on what to say and what to type. in the corner of my eye is saw that stupid little clown toy that my dad has. that for some stupid reason my dad likes to keep here. and i turn it around and my dad turnes it the other way around. clowns creep me out and i hate this one, and it is staring at me. and i want to distroy it but that would make my dad un happy cause its his kid toy. and to make things worse my brother put it in a tiny box. so now it is a little evil clown. poking out of a box. ITS STARING AT ME. and my dad is taunting me with it to get me off of the computer saying that im taking to long.

clowns are evil they should die.

okay so im going to do another tmi tuesday before i do that...AHHHH I ONLY GOT A B ON MY BIRTH PROJECT FOR WOMENS ANTHRO....it was dissapointing. i know that a b is good. but for once that paper felt like an A paper. DANG DANG DANG. *sigh*. that sucked. okay now on to tmi tuesday:

1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body?
depends. if you asking males i would have to say penis. yes it is useful and nessicary for all the fun stuff but in all honesty penis's are ugly, and are not a turn on. i dont know about girls....maybe when they have really really huge boobs that are obviously fake

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about?
i would say over. because other wise if it is under you usually end up with scrapes on your hands when you go into public washrooms cause your trying to reach past the spikyies to tair the toilet paper. then you end up with battle wounds on your hands. and i think the only battle wounds that one should have as a resulte of the bathroom should be a result of some passionate fun with a partner in some nice expensive hotel....prefurable one with a big bathtub :P

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner?
nope not yet becaues my "partner" and i are not sexualy active yet. and considering i start work at 5:30 in the morning. and i still live with my parents i dont belive that would go over to well...maybe ill try once i move out.

4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age?
no my parents did not give me the birds and the bees talk. the funny thing is that my older brother did. well we were watching south park. then after that my parents made me tell them exsactly what he told me to make sure he did not teach me wrong. i dont know how old i was..i think i was 10...possible younger.

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world?
-visit me randomly when im sick or emo, or make me something
i dont realy know actually. people always tend to surprise me with things and whatever the surprise is usualy rocks my world...i cannot pick a certain thing...i like creativity.

although that being said anything involving taking me to a lake or anywere to swim usually will work....hmmm water sex? lol jk

just a cool quote that i found by kevin smith.


My Father taught me how to be a man – and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance. He taught me that a real man doesn’t take, he gives; he doesn’t use force, he uses logic; doesn’t play the role of trouble-maker, but rather, trouble-shooter; and most importantly, a real man is defined by what’s in his heart, not his pants.

so i had an epic adventure today. life is just grand

first was one of the worlds greatiest archetects and i help build and amazing tower and a house for a princess and her wonderful horse. then the princess and i desided to build a bridge and moat, of course me the loyal servant will do anything for a princess. then after that i took a journey to another land. in this land i was not a nobal archetect but instead i was an evil beast. this evil beast which i was had come to destroy the land and everything within it. but luckaly there was this one nobal man with a poisionus finger. he did not use his poisenus finger for bad though, only good. and he slayed me the most evil of all beast. i had quite a dramatic death. in which all the people of the village stoped and looked at the evil beast dying and then they cheered on the heroic boy.

after that i traveled even farther when i came to a land full of wizards. were we got in epic douls and most of the other wizards were better then me. i got turned into a number of things such as a frog and then eventually a bannana. after that i got to go on a quest for a young night to find his dimond which he had acedently lost behind the oven of the castles kitchen. then some very nice hair dresses about five i wil say, all decisded to give me a brand new hair do for free, oh there was snipping and brushing and lots of other wonderful things. after that magic journey it was time to go adventure to the land of outside. where there were many games that constantly went on such as tag. and i even saw one young man turn into a turtle and go down a slide. it was amazing. after that it was time to venture back to the castle where there was a great feast happening full of fruits and veggiis and pizza and cookies. (nom nom nom). well there were also stories being told and songs being sung.

after this i unfrotinitly was done my volunteer shift and toad preschool and had to snap back to reality. man i find little kids amazing they are so much fun although they did take some energy out of me. i cant wait to go back and volunteer on wednesday.

umm yes so thats my epic adventure.

oh and by the way because i could not swear today when i was with little kids : fuck, ass, shit, hell, cock, cunt, dam, bitch, ...pussy, clit,

okay i feels better :D