Wednesday, July 15, 2009

chocolate the unicorn

once apone a time there was a little unicorne his name was chocolate

chocolate wanted to rule the world

but there was one thing that was preventing him from doing tha. that was the lack of aposable thumbs

how could a unicorn rule the world if he cant even open a door?

so chocolate when on a mission to find a dr that would give him an abosable thumb

he first clinic he went up to looked friendly enough

but when he got there he saw that there were protesters holding up sighns and yelling things

saying things like to give a unicorn aposible thumbs was an abomnation against god, and that if god wanted unicorns to have thumbs they would have been created with them

chocolate thought that these people were silly

chocolate the unicorn was pro choice to getting aposible thumbs. were these people were pro originality. they belived that he should stay the same

feeling uncomfortable around all the crazy protesters chocolate desided to go to a different clinic to get thumbs

but as he keeped seeing the good ones he also saw more and more protesters getting ruder and ruder. feeling uncomfortable and ashamed becasue they were putting him down. chocolate continued to look for a doctor without protesters that would give him a thumb

finaly he had to go to a back ally one. were it was cheep and dirty but the doctor was willing to give him a thumb. and there were no protesters because no one knew where this pace was unlike the clean safe hospital places were all the protesters were that were getting all up in chocolates face and frightend him

unfortinitly the doctor at the back ally hospital did not have a dr degree so he was not a real dr. and he killed chocolate. chocolate would have lived if he had access to a safe place to get a thumb. but he did not. because crazy protesters were alway harrasing him....THE END

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmm.... something tells me you strongly dislike the jerks that take it into their head to protest at abortion clinics

Bryi said...

Ohmygodyouactuallypostedit.

This deserves a standing ovation.

zeppelinphan said...

well its fine for people to protest at obortion clinics. that is there right for free speach. what is not fine is when they yell baby killer and stuff like that. cause im sure the women who go to thoes places all ready feel bad and guilty being there. and thoes people are not helping the situation

jarjar_head said...

Freedom of speech is fine. Harassment and domestic terrorism is not.

~The Muse

P.S. I'm trying to figure out how a thumb would work with a cloven hoof and digitigrade legs. It's somewhat amusing.

addy said...

and you thought you offended me :P I was being highly sarcastic and teasing you of the lack of subulity :D